Seaside Adventurer Gifts

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Race horse training at the seaside

'Never mind looking for buried treasure. Just dig clams; okay?'

'They've changed it to appeal to modern kids.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Seagulls attacking Picnicker in Formation

"Hello! Where's everybody gone?"

"Do you think we should finish our chips before we go in?"

"Bringing him along was a good idea, the seagulls are staying away."

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

'Grab-a-gran' arcade game.

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

'You're new aren't you?'

Ice cream van - Large cone.

Son burying his dad in sand

Crabbing

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

Little boy not wanting to bathe

Doctor Blimer's young gentlemen as they appeared when enjoying themselves

real enjoyment

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Holiday time.

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"