Beach Adventurer Gifts

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Flying the kite in strong winds

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

"Instead of digging a hole to China, I've hired the Chinese to dig a hole to us."

"At least some things still make you pop!"

'I guess we could practice beach volleyball for the next Olympics.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Stay away from the water...it's freezing!' (Shark attack victim to female on the beach).

Get a rockpool!

"So is this going to be one of those travel teams?"

"Son, for the next maybe 15 minutes, all this is yours."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Fish hunting for men.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Scuba cow"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."