Beach Enthusiast Gifts

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."

"Maybe I should run on the beach."

"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'Good thinking.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Race horse training at the seaside

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

Topless beach

"We must be close, I can smell sunblock."

Ed Schumacher takes a much-needed working vacation.

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

Fun in the sun.

The crack of dawn.

Summer

Hasta manana.

'Did you just curdle?'

Starfish doing the wave.

So I take it you'd rather I didn't go on another surfing weekend...

'Ocean sounds will not be heard. Instead, here's an ad for investment opportunities in offshore drilling.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

I told you not to swim out to far

Dog covering up on the beach.

Beach days.

Kite surfing.

The Sun Bather

'C'mon! -- Let's evolve into Beach Boys!'

Brian, I hope you're prepared for the conference in Hawaii. You bet!

"Can't you ever relax?"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

A woman sunbathes with a laptop over her face