Beach Aficionados Gifts

(Death takes a working Holiday)

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

I told you not to swim out to far

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Working Holiday.