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(Death takes a working Holiday)

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

I told you not to swim out to far

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Working Holiday.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"We should've signed them up for water activities."