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'I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew... Dude.'

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

'Follow your Bliss and the bills will follow'

"Going to the beach with Master is not all that much fun: My job is to guard his stuff while he goes for a swim..."

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

I told you not to swim out to far

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'