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'Look out kid...re-building your infras-tructure...'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Holiday time.

Beach con-man.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Beer Parasol.

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Brighton Bersagliere.

Summer reading for the family.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

I told you not to swim out to far

Eating ice cream.

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

"This is it? No video?"

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'