Beach Day Lover T-Shirts

Eating ice cream.

Feeling guilty about breaking up with Susan after just two dates, Brad made things easier by wearing his Hideous Back Hair Toupee to the beach.'

'Get lost!'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Working Holiday

Beach Barbecue

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Surf Casting

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Pina Coladas

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Iliadette.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Sunbathers.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Privates Beach"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'