Beach Vacation Lover T-Shirts

Planning officer on holiday.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Working Holiday

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Beach Barbecue

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Pina Coladas

Surf Casting

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Iliadette.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Sunbathers.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Privates Beach"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'