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Planning officer on holiday.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Working Holiday

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Surf Casting

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Pina Coladas

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Beach Barbecue

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Iliadette.

Try me/try me/try me...

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Privates Beach"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Sunbathers.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'