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'There... if we'd paid out for sun loungers on holiday we'd never have been able to afford this authentic goatskin bedspread.'

Holiday time.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Shellfie

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

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"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Energy saving mode

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

"Noooooooooooo!"

"How's it look back there?"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Feeling for shells

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

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'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You'd better put more sunscreen on Darling: I can sense a faint smell of bacon..."