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'A working vacation, your honor?'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Sunbathers.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Shellfie

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I only need shade for my wine."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Well Earned Vacation"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!