Beach Vacationeer T-Shirts

'What do you mean you're retiring?'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Try me/try me/try me...

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Camping.

Easter Island Shades...

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Shellfie

I told you we were late!

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'