Beach Vacationeer Mugs

'What do you mean you're retiring?'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Camping.

Shellfie

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'