Future Beach Vacationer Mugs

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Try me/try me/try me...

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Shellfie

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Camping.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

"How's it look back there?"

Feeling for shells

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"Yipeee!"

The Soho Beachwear Look

"You'd better put more sunscreen on Darling: I can sense a faint smell of bacon..."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

On holiday...

Crabbing