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Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Try me/try me/try me...

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Camping.

Easter Island Shades...

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Shellfie

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

Feeling for shells

"How's it look back there?"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"You'd better put more sunscreen on Darling: I can sense a faint smell of bacon..."

The Soho Beachwear Look

"Yipeee!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

On holiday...