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The Paunch & Judy Show

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Camping.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Easter Island Shades...

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"Yipeee!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

On holiday...

Over summer vacation kids forget much of what they learned in school. They lose their train of "taught"!

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

Crabbing

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'The sleigh's at the Smithsonian, the reindeer are at the museum of natural history, and Santa is at a retirement community somewhere in Florida.'

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

The sea-side hat.

Man stuck in deck chair.

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'