Seaside Visitor T-Shirts

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

'Fish and chips twice!'

"Not another celebrity memoir ..."

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Feeling for shells

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Pelican and Origami

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Child with doll in the sea

Sandy Floss

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Rubber Ring

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

No Shoes, No Service.

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

The sea-side hat.

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

Champagne and Oysters

Trouble parking in Brighton

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"Hey! Watch where you're stepping!"

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.