Seaside Visitor Gifts

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

'Fish and chips twice!'

"Not another celebrity memoir ..."

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Feeling for shells

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Sandy Floss

Child with doll in the sea

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Pelican and Origami

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

Trouble parking in Brighton

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

The sea-side hat.

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

Rubber Ring

Champagne and Oysters

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

No Shoes, No Service.

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

"Hey! Watch where you're stepping!"

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.