Seaside Visits Gifts

Introduction Made Easy

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

"When you said you'd give me a lift from the shops, I thought you had a car!"

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

Beach con-man.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Energy saving mode

Segregated Beach

Lighthouse Hammock.

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Beach snowman.'

Feeling for shells

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Pelican and Origami

No early morning tea past this landing

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

Sandy Floss

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."