Beach Visits Gifts

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

Energy saving mode

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

Dog unable to surf ('No dogs allowed').

"I forgot blue."

"I was just browsing."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Nation-building never works."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Holiday time.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Beach con-man.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Working Holiday