Seaside Adventures Gifts

'Here we are. . . rule 64. . . anti social figureheads.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Beach snowman.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Son burying his dad in sand

When bored, we board

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

real enjoyment

Crabbing

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Whale Watch Tours.

Seaside

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

Ice cream van - Large cone.

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."