Sea Adventures Gifts

'I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Whale Watch Tours.

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'Captain? The boat is listing badly.'

It's always the one you least expect that turns on you.

"Hurry, hide the grog - we're being pulled over."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Giant Squid Attack

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"What's for dinner cook?"

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

'Stealin' my stash again, eh Wanda? Well, I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly... Perhaps she'll die.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Inside the Whale.

Fishermen complain about new quota.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"What's the limit on these things?"

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

The Truth About Mermaids

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Beach snowman.'

'It was this big. I swear'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Sea Horse outside saloon

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."