Ocean Adventures Gifts

SCUBA Hand Signal Confusion

Captain Curling Iron.

'A sore throat? Too bad you don't have some salt water to gargle with.'

When bored, we board

"Excuse me....water!!"

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Jester.

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

'So, it's you Captain! Where were you when the ship hit the iceberg?'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

Ocean Hitchhiker

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'