Ocean Adventures Gifts

SCUBA Hand Signal Confusion

Captain Curling Iron.

'A sore throat? Too bad you don't have some salt water to gargle with.'

When bored, we board

"Excuse me....water!!"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Jester.

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

'So, it's you Captain! Where were you when the ship hit the iceberg?'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

Ocean Hitchhiker

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Scuba cow"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."