Maritime Adventures Gifts

'It's Mooby Dick'

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

'You've got a slight shiver of your timbers.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Sailor in Car.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Beach snowman.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

When bored, we board

Sea Horse outside saloon

"He chases submarines."

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Ever Given

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."