Maritime Adventures Gifts

'It's Mooby Dick'

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

'You've got a slight shiver of your timbers.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Sailor in Car.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Beach snowman.'

"He's a keeper!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'It was this big. I swear'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

When bored, we board

"He chases submarines."

Ever Given

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"The back flip was a nice touch."