Sea Adventure Gifts

"Aye, Cap'n. He's handsome. But I'm fairly certain the manual says 'parrot.' Not 'ferret.'" "Arrgh. Shut yer yap and fetch me some rum."

"Hang on - I'm putting together a cool playlist for the life raft."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

'There goes the neighbourhood!'

How's My Sailing?

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Heads or tails?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

'It was this big. I swear'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

When bored, we board

Revenge had come.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'