Sea Voyage Adventurer Gifts

'Are you sure it's only a lifeboat drill?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Boat wedding.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Scuba cow"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Touché"

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"Getting the hang of it?"

Batman O' War

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Heads or tails?"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Waiting for a turn to swim.