Sea Voyage Adventurer Prints

'Are you sure it's only a lifeboat drill?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Boat wedding.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Scuba cow"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Touché"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Heads or tails?"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."