Sea Story Adventurer Gifts

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fishing with God

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Viking Loch Ness

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Heads or tails?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Pirate eye test

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'It was this big. I swear'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

A close shave on the Titanic...

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"He's a keeper!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'