Sea Story Seeker Gifts

Tourist of the sea.

Sailors eating a mermaid

Wally's on Discovery Channel tonight!

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Pirate eye test

"He's a keeper!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Dolphin

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'It was this big. I swear'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.