Sea Story Lovers Gifts

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

Fish Traps/Lure.

Shark attacks man on desert island.

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fishing with God

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"He was a sea rescue."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Fishing boat.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'