Lover Of Sea Stories Gifts

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Fishing.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'That was fun!'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Pirate King!

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

'I'll just go and stick this above the surface - it'll clear the place in no time!' (Neptune with shark fin on end of trident)

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

Mermaid Yoga

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle

"Well sure, it would be awesome if she asked me to spend the night with her, - but I'm not holding my breath."

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'