Lover Of The Sea Gifts

Fishing.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"The sea is my home. Her raging swells are my walls, her foamy depths my bed. I bide in the fathomless mystery of her inky bosom. Because Brooklyn is just crazy right now."

'SEA HO!' 'SEA HO!!' : An old sailing crew on land finds water.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Fishing boat.

Pirate

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

The Imperfect Storm

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

"Holy Mackerel!"

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Eel-mail

"You can find me on Inkedin."