Sea Story Lover Gifts

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

Mermaid Yoga

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Things got really bad when my second wife left me.." Captain Rehab

Sir Francis Drake plays bowls with ship on horizon

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

"Okay, well that just happened. We should probably stop the cannon fire now I guess."

"I suppose I should thank you for sparing me the obligatory 'Circle of Life/This has nothing to do with you personally' pseudo-apologetic nonsense!"

"Well sure, it would be awesome if she asked me to spend the night with her, - but I'm not holding my breath."

'One of the kids called me a shrimp!'

'Hard to imagine how we managed before we had messages in bottles.'

Mermaid revealing her true identity.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'I think that the flood is going to be worse than we thought.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Sea Adventure Book

'That was fun!'

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

'He's bitten off more than he can chew!'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Bite out of fishing pier.

The one that got away

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Fishing with God

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'