Lover Of Sea Tales Gifts

Industry and Idleness - The idle apprentice turned away and sent to sea.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Submariners' Eye Test.

"I thought it was deeper here."

Whale Watch Tours.

'I think we should wake the Captain!'