Sea Tale Teller Gifts

'What do you make of the new squirt?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Always a bigger fish.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'It was this big. I swear'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"He's a keeper!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'