Sea Storyteller Gifts

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

Whale Watch Tours.

Budget cuts hit the Viking Fleet.

'Were they ALL job-related injuries?'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

The Ocean's Plug

Fish breathing water enters dive shop.

Fishing with God

'You've got 30 seconds to swim over here and gently remove this hook.'

'Snap that line!!...'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Bob's spearfishing adventure came to a quick end.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'I win!'

The one that got away

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"We're lost again! Our GPS up there needs to be upgraded."

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'

Becky regretted joining SeaHarmony.com

'Can't say much for the other two - but the marlin sure fought like hell!'

'You were right it wasn't Jacques Cousteau.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'They aren't displaying any international distress flags, sir.'

'This is the smallest thing I could catch -- I don't think shrimp ever swim this far north.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It was this big. I swear'

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"