Sea Storyteller Gifts

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

Whale Watch Tours.

Budget cuts hit the Viking Fleet.

'Were they ALL job-related injuries?'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Heck of a fish, but I can see why your feelings would be pretty mixed right now."

The Ocean's Plug

Fishing with God

The one that got away

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"We're lost again! Our GPS up there needs to be upgraded."

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

Fish breathing water enters dive shop.

'You've got 30 seconds to swim over here and gently remove this hook.'

'Snap that line!!...'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Bob's spearfishing adventure came to a quick end.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'I win!'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Can't say much for the other two - but the marlin sure fought like hell!'

'This is the smallest thing I could catch -- I don't think shrimp ever swim this far north.'

'You were right it wasn't Jacques Cousteau.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It was this big. I swear'

'They aren't displaying any international distress flags, sir.'

Becky regretted joining SeaHarmony.com

'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'