Sea Lore Lover Gifts

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

Bite out of fishing pier.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Did you say psst?.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

The Imperfect Storm

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Jacques Cousteau.

"Holy Mackerel!"

Eel-mail

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

A grave with an anchor and periscope