Sea Lore Fan Gifts

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

Bermuda Triangles

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"He was a sea rescue."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'That was fun!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

Sea Angel

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"Do you mind?!"

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

Mermaid Yoga

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

"Well sure, it would be awesome if she asked me to spend the night with her, - but I'm not holding my breath."

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

Sea Adventure Book

Flying Dutchman

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'