Sea Lore Fan T-Shirts

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

Bermuda Triangles

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"He was a sea rescue."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'That was fun!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"Do you mind?!"

Sea Angel

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

Mermaid Yoga

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

Flying Dutchman

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

"Well sure, it would be awesome if she asked me to spend the night with her, - but I'm not holding my breath."

Sea Adventure Book