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"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'That was fun!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

Mermaid and old sailor

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Mermen

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

Sea Angel

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

"Do you mind?!"

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

Mermaid Yoga

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

"Well sure, it would be awesome if she asked me to spend the night with her, - but I'm not holding my breath."

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

"It's really the black whale I hate, but I didn't want to appear racist."

Flying Dutchman

Sea Adventure Book