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"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

'I don't find you completely unattractive. There are parts of you that I really like.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

How Swordfish Are Born

Shark infested custard!

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Making fun of Starfish.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

'That was fun!'

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

Discovery.

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

Puffer fish balloon vendor

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Pilot Fish

"What are you inking?"

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

20,000 Leagues under the sea.