Sea Lore Admirer Gifts

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

'I don't find you completely unattractive. There are parts of you that I really like.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

How Swordfish Are Born

Shark infested custard!

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Making fun of Starfish.

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

'That was fun!'

Discovery.

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

Puffer fish balloon vendor

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

Pilot Fish

Octopuses surf too.

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...