Sea Story Admirer Gifts

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"He was a sea rescue."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Artifishial Intelligence

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Easter Island Shades...

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

How Swordfish Are Born

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Shark infested custard!

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.