Sea Story Admirers Gifts

One of the chief causes of the War of 1812 was British insistence on impressing American seamen.

'You're retaining water.'

Piranhaclaus

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"He was a sea rescue."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Krill, baby, krill."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

One of a kind.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

'That was fun!'

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Waiting for the fleet to come in.