Sea Story Fans Gifts

"He was a sea rescue."

Bermuda Triangles

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'That was fun!'

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

Pirate King!

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

'You're retaining water.'

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

The Truth About Mermaids

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'