Sneaky Sea Story Fan Gifts

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"He was a sea rescue."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'That was fun!'

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."

20,000 Leagues under the sea.