Sea Saga Fan Gifts

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Bermuda Triangles

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"He was a sea rescue."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Wotan with eye patch

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

The chosen few

Scuba texting

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

Battle.

'What'

'We've got to cut the rope. The anchor is caught on something.'

"Right, - I've released the Kraken....um...er....now how do I retrieve the Kraken...?"

Merman peeing off a rock.

'There goes the neighbourhood!'

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

"Hmm...that's not the sort of siren I had in mind..."

'Anybody home?'

'This is my window on the world - I'll start your dinner when the adverts come on!'

'I know I said that neither mountains, nor oceans, or vast empty plains would keep us apart, but, hon, these are sharks.'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

The Colonisation of Space.