Flood Saga Fan Gifts

The chosen few

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Fish or Cut Bait

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

Climate Change Contingency House

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"