Flood Tale Fan Gifts

"This is a good time to be a fish."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'...and this is the water garden...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

The chosen few

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Noah's lesser known brother.

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

'Bernie, sell my insurance stocks! Buy boat companies!'

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'