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"This is a good time to be a fish."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'...and this is the water garden...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

The chosen few

Noah's lesser known brother.

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'Bernie, sell my insurance stocks! Buy boat companies!'

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'